What news on the Rialto? Shakespeare
Ed. Note: There’s been quite a lot of buzz on the web these past weeks about a very important announcement slated for Pentecost. As soon as we heard about it, we dispatched two Readers to get more information. Our investigators subsequently discovered that on Monday, June 13 a number of web sites would be commenting on the welcome news.
We wanted to join in the celebration. Accordingly, this week Pistrina will post not on Sunday as usual, but on Monday. The traditional Catholic world will rejoice at the news, but the Danny and the Blunderer, hunkered down in the decaying Cult Central Bunker at 4900 Rialto Road, West Chester, Ohio 45069, will see the start of many, many more brokenhearted days.
We know you'll be on pins and needles until Monday's post. As Milton said, "Suspense in news is torture." You can be sure, however, that the cult masters will prefer the agony of expectation to the misery of revelation.
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